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Hipsters on fixies

translation: Left Side: Cheeky hat made of imitation denim with wannabe sponsor logo Insect-resistant and stylish “nose-bike” (slang for sunglasses)Model: Mandy WhoreholeAlternative: Eyepatch or “wood-eye” (like the eye in a plank of wood) Weight-optimizied acceleration baby-beardModel: booger- and snot-retardant “respect beam” (I think this is more unusual slang for mustache)Alternative: None, really. Ah, well, maybe […]